Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tamil Actor Vijay Jokes

Records:

Russians: We are living in 48 deg cool temp we are great

Africans: We are living in 48 deg heat v are great

Tamilan: We are living even after seeing 48 vijay films. Goyala yarkitta......



Bus comedy:

Doctor - Ennappa eppadi adi pattuch
patient - Bus-la porappa 'vijay' padam pottanga,
Theatre-nu ninachu velia vanthutten
Doctor-??\

Chess comedy:

Ajit - chess vilaiyaada povom varingala?
vijay - neega pou ground la wait pannunga naan shoe pottutu varean
vijay rocks

National anthem:

Viajy to prabhudeva: Indha patu superah Iruke idha Namba Padathula
Remake panalama
Prabu Deva: Dei nasama ponavane Adhu Desiya Geetham da

Diff between kamal and vijay

Difference between kamal & vijay:
Kamal acts in 10 diff role in one film(original).
but vijay acts in same role in 10 different dupping films.

Director comedy:

Director comedy :

Director - Vadivelu podalama, Illa karunas podalama

Vijay - Comedy kuda nane pannuran sir

Director - Comedy neenga than panringa nan hero yara podalamnu think panran


Doctor vijay:

Dr. vijay sslc goes 2 a shop & shouts where is the free gift with this
mineral water.
Seller: There is no free gift with this
Vijay: But on the lable its written bacteria free. I am doctor u can't cheat me
Enjoy non stop doctor vijay comedies

Driver


Driver - Sorry sir petrol mulusa dry aagidichi , inimel oru adi kuda munnadi nagarathu
Dogtor vijay - Hmm.. sari reverse edu veetukavathu pokalam


Exam hall:

Ajith & vijay writing semester exam:
vijay : Thala konjam answer kattunga
Ajit: Hindi paper da idhu unnaku tamil exam da
vijay: Parravala adha kattunga na tamila remake pannikuraen
Thala: Idhuku picha edukalaam
vijay: yevalavo panrom idhu panna maatomaa......


Exclusive vijay comedies


Exclusive vijay comedies:
1. How a police can wear boot cut and have style hair?(pokiri)
2. How to go to final match after losing semi finals?(Gilli)
3. How to become boxer in 1 day & 1 song? (Badri)
4.How to come alive even after dying?(puthya geethai)
5. And finally having a long jump record for a half a KM in kuruvi....
Still to be continued :-) enna koduma sir idhu....


TV special:

Customer. Intha TV velai enna?

Salesman: 1,00,000 sir

Cus: Appadi enna special?

Salesman: Tv la "vijay" program vanda aduve thana vera channel maridum

Suntv:

vijay : Namma suntv mela case podanum

Manager : Ethukku sir

vijay : Ennoda aduthapadam hit aagumnu sonnatha, vilayatu seithil la pottu irukanga ....

21 comments:

  1. This comment has been removed by the author.

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  2. neenga ellam adanga maadeengala??

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  3. this tooo muchhhhhhhhh............

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  4. ennadi to muchhhhhhhhh....................

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  5. girls enjoy this comedies for u people only

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  6. SEMA COMEDY VIJAY NOT ROCKER JOKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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  7. moditu poiru de...........thala pathi pesuna avalothan.........

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  8. It's nice and true.
    Am happy to the sms. Give me more new vijay jokes...!
    I hate vijay...

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  9. ramesh: makku paiyana irundha unga magan ippo 90 95 nu mark vangarane .. yeppadi ?

    suresh: thothu pona vijay padathukku koottittu povennu miratinen ...

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  10. Ramesh : unga thalaivar yella ottum vangi thoguthila jeyichittare ... yeppadida ?
    Suresh : avarukku sondhamaana theatre la ini vijay padam podave mattennu therdhal vakkuruthi koduthare ...!

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  11. Very super....vijay fans are very happy while reading this

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  12. get away, else i will show you kuruvi, villu,vura,ATM,aadhi,vettaikaran,velayudham,jilla,thalaivaa etc.,

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